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Daily Share: Maple Match, the App for U.S. Ex-Pats Seeking Canadian Love and Green Cards

Oh, Canada...

Oh, Canada…

I am comfortable (and cocky) enough to say that no truly intelligent person is comfortable with Donald Trump being POTUS. Yes, there are Trump supporters with doctorates, well above my own academic achievements. Those Trump voters are buffoons, regardless of their sweeping academic achievements — and socially irresponsible assholes.

If you are a single American who is tired of Trump and his supporters, you may be looking to our northern neighbors, Canada. Canada is familiar with Americans envying their health care system and bad-ass Prime Minister. In fact, Google searches for “move to Canada” went up 350 percent in four hours on Results Wednesday (the day after Super Tuesday).

I mention singles because the Maple Match app will help disillusioned Americans find romance across the northern border. With this app, you, too, can “make dating great again.”

“Maple Match makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency,” according to a statement from the company.

Is this real? Only time can tell. In the meantime, start stockpiling your cutest sweaters, eh?


Laurel Dickman is an intersectional feminist, plus size model, stylist, and fat activist that can also be found via her blogs, Exile In Dietville and 2 Broke Bitches. She grew up in the south between Florida and North Carolina, migrating to the Portland, OR in 2005. All three places inform her perspective of the world around her a great deal. While in Portland, she worked with the Alley 33 Annual Fashion Show, PudgePDX, PDX Fatshion, Plumplandia, and numerous other projects over the near decade that she was there. In August of 2014, she moved to the Bay area with her partner, David and trusty kitty, Dorian Gray. She continues her body positive and intersectional feminism through various forms of activism, fashion, photography projects, and writing from her home in the East Bay. She can be reached at laurel@wyvmag.com and encourages readers to reach out to her to collaborate!

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